Terms of Use for This Website

Last updated: October 2026

These terms apply when you use jealousmichigan.garden and the services offered through it by Jealousmichigan Septic. If you use the website, call the number on it, or send a form, you accept these terms. This page is a general template and is not legal advice.

What We Do

Jealousmichigan Septic is a referral and marketing service. We connect homeowners with independent plumbing and septic providers. We do not pump septic tanks. We do not repair septic systems, drain fields or sewer lines. We do no plumbing work of any kind. We are also not part of any deal you make with a provider.

Providers Are Separate Businesses

The providers you reach are independent. Each one alone is responsible for its quotes, prices, scheduling, workmanship, permits, licensing, insurance and conduct. We do not hire, supervise or direct providers. We make no promises about when they are available, how fast they respond, or what their work achieves.

Before you hire anyone, check their credentials. Ask for proof of license and insurance. Get it in writing with a written quote.

General Information, Not Advice

The content here is general information. It is not plumbing, engineering, legal, insurance or financial advice. Cost ranges are typical U.S. figures. They vary by job and are not quotes. Confirm details with a qualified provider. Where it applies, check with your insurer and your local health department too.

What We Ask of You

Give accurate information when you contact us. Use this website only for lawful purposes. Do not misuse it, disrupt it, or try to get in without permission.

Calls, Texts and Emails

When you call or send a form, you agree that we and the provider we connect you with may contact you about your request. That may be by phone, text or email. Calls may be tracked or recorded for quality and billing. You can ask us to stop at any time by emailing contact@jealousmichigan.garden.

Ownership of Content

The content and design of this website belong to Jealousmichigan Septic or those who license it to us. Do not copy or reuse them for commercial purposes without permission.

Limits on Our Liability

The law sets the outer limit here, and we use all of it. Jealousmichigan Septic is not liable for loss or damage that comes from using this website, from a provider's services, or from any deal between you and a provider. The website is provided "as is," with no warranties of any kind.

Changes to These Terms

We may change these terms at any time. If you keep using the website after a change, you accept the new terms.

Contact

Questions about these terms? Email contact@jealousmichigan.garden.